Hey, loyal readers and people who found this site through google image search. It’s an exciting week in the land of conquering. Dunkin Donuts has a new “apple orchard” flavored treat, the RNC is over, AND it’s almost time for the VMAs!!

To celebrate the TWENTY-NINTH installment of MTV’s Video Music Awards on Thursday, I’ll be tailoring my posts to lead up to the big night. So stay tuned!

Fun fact: The VMAs and I were born the same year. Big ups to 1984!