Where Jokes go to Die

Knock Knock… Who’s There?… Jokes… Jokes Who?… Jokes can’t be a person stupid. Here’s this week’s batch of funny. It’s gonna be hard to top this intro.

A New Jersey man has implanted four metal studs under the skin on his wrist so he can magnetically secure his iPod Nano when he’s walking. Something the man might regret next time he tries to use a knife.

Fox announced this week that both Britney Spears and Demi Lovato will join Simon Cowell next season as judges on The X Factor. So apparently the “X Factor” is rehab.

Chinese physicists have reportedly set a new record by teleporting a photon more than 60 miles. “That’s adorable.” Said Willy Wonka.

A new study shows that sexy text messages are the biggest turn-on for people ages 18 to 34 and politicians.

The 2 million dollar civil suit filed against John Travolta by a masseur has been dropped. Travolta is happy at least the lawsuit got a happy ending.

The list of the most popular baby names of 2011 was released this week with “Mason” rising to number 2 after Kourtney Kardashian gave her son that name. Ironic considering the least popular name of 2011 was Kardashian.

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