Authoring Little Conqueror has awarded me some fringe benefits over the past year. People recognize me in public restrooms, I have reason to make a t-shirt with my face on it, and once I got a free pretzel at the mall. The best perk though, is the behind the scenes music industry access. As we bring two-thousand-dozen to a close, every other website is listing their favorite albums of the year. I could do that… if I wanted to be boring… So, instead, I’ve compiled for you my top 5 albums that never got released. The world is missing out.
EATIN’ SONGS by HONEY BOO BOO’S MOM
My fav track is “It Just Ain’t Right to Eat Yo Pet Pig”
OUTSIDE THE VAN by CAROL
Carol attempts to make a splash in the indie world by stepping out of her van to sing a couple.
ROAD JAMS by LINDSAY LOHAN
L. Lo brings you her top driving tunes. BONUS: I think the title has a double meaning…
THE FREECREDITREPORT.COM COLLECTION by THE FREECREDITREPORT.COM BAND
Your one stop shop for all the music from the freecreditreport.com commercials. Even the ones exclusive to Europe!
CROSBY, STILLS, & NASH & SKRILLEX (Self-Titled)
Folk meets EDM meets dub-step meets what the heck?