Little Conqueror

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Writer, Comedian, Rock Chick, Foodie

Lol at all of us chosen ones texting our family and friends "Happy New Year" today and getting the automatic firewo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 hours ago
I'M SO EXCITED TO VOTE. https://t.co/XshqGqaAjq 4 hours ago
Something I def don't miss from office culture is having to walk all over creation and swipe my ID three times just to go to the bathroom. 1 day ago
@kyle_orozo Don’t worry, you good. 4 days ago
There's a direct correlation between your high school bullies and how many extra y's are in their kids names. 4 days ago

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