Tired of the rain outside? Well it’s raining funny over here at Little Conqueror. More funny than that intro… I promise.

Public health officials in Oregon have traced an outbreak of a norovirus in a group of soccer players to a reusable grocery bag. So I guess the team needs to come up with a more sanitary way to transport their balls.

A new survey lists Orlando, Florida as the porn capital of the US, followed by Las Vegas. Surprising considering Orlando and Vegas are also home to the highest population of people you wouldn’t want to see in a porno.

A new report advises that the national focus on the fight against obesity should be on schools where children can be taught to eat healthier and to stay fit. Also, schools where they have the best bullies.

Brad Pitt has signed a deal to be the new spokesman for Chanel No. 5. Chanel No. 5 being the name of just one of the kids he has named Chanel.

According to a new study people who drive long distances to work are more likely to be overweight and have higher blood pressure than non-commuters. They’re also more likely to know all the lyrics to “Moves Like Jagger.”