Where Jokes Go to Die

Oh man, it’s that part of the week again. Case of the Mondays? More like case of the FUNdays! Here’s some jokes to start your week off right.

The owner of a Florida motel, who is hoping to save his failing business, is turning it into the area’s first motel for nudists. The motel will accept butt-cash, butt-checks, and butt-cards.

Marine animal experts in California are saying that a lone dolphin that has been seen swimming off the shore for the past five days may be the victim of bullying by other dolphins preventing him from leaving the area. That or he’s hoping to eventually find a cat.

The owner of a Florida motel, who is hoping to save his failing business, is turning it into the area’s first motel for nudists. So I hope he’s prepared to find out what nudists use as a wallet.

Florida police arrested a man after photos were discovered on his phone of him allegedly having sex with his girlfriend’s dog. A fact made worse by his defense that they both look the same from behind.

Police in Pennsylvania are searching for a man who exposed himself to a woman inside the offices of the Association for the Blind. She described his penis as “small” and he described her as “being blind.”

According to documents recovered from Osama Bin Laden’s compound before his death, the Al Qaeda leader was worried that morale in the terrorist organization was fading and he considered changing its name. Bin Laden even had tee shirts printed up that said “Fun Qaeda!”

Tuesday marks the one year anniversary of the death of Osama Bin Laden. So I’d say Osama’s Bin Better…

South Carolina police arrested a woman who went into a pool hall at 3 in the morning and left her baby in the car with her dog for protection. So clearly nobody’s told her about appropriate times to use protection.

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